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Update [Nov 9, 2017]: The original version of this article included commentary nearly Leanne "Freelee" Ratcliffe, erstwhile partner of notorious cyber-stalker Harley "Durianrider" Johnstone. I don't retrieve I'thousand proverb anything revolutionary when I point out Ratcliffe'due south behaviour during her time with Johnstone was less than sterling. Notwithstanding, not just has she since dumped the abusive Johnstone, just two individuals who know her personally take assured me she is turning a new leaf and working hard to "deprogram" from her ex-partner's deranged idiocy. Considering I have no personal gripe with Ratcliffe, I have removed as much mention of her as possible from this article. Call information technology censorship if you will - I telephone call it "giving people a second run a risk." For the record, neither of the aforementioned individuals, nor Ratcliffe herself, requested or fifty-fifty intimated that I alter this article.

From Adelaide, South Australia - a identify best known for its gruesome serial killings - emerges 1 of the most bizarre figures in the entire diet and 'health' arena:  Net troll Harley "Durianrider" Johnstone.

Johnstone's master claims to fame are – wait for it - gorging on bananas, being an obnoxious asshole, and riding his bike up a hill. Oh, he did write a volume once, a true literary archetype for the ages called Carb the Fuck Upwardly! In his opus magnum, the calumniating Johnstone compared his so-girlfriend Leanne "Freelee" Ratcliffe to a prostitute, boasted of the thousands of dollars he claimed to take made monthly from his libelous YouTube videos, and claimed he didn't care who he pissed off. Johnstone does care, still, when the people he pisses off face him and demand he echo his toxic bullshit to their faces. When this happens, the self-proclaimed difficult homo suddenly turns into a scared, shaking little piss-emmet, and runs straight to the cops. Simply more on that after.

Johnstone runs  a website chosen 30 Bananas a Solar day, and his email signature includes the proud claim "i swallow upward to seventy bananas a day..cheque our site at www.30bananasaday.com"[sic][ane].

Johnstone aggressively markets himself as a diet expert and paragon of a salubrious lifestyle, and has vigorously encouraged others to adopt his fruitarian ways, using hyperbolic health claims as the bait.

You'd accept to be pretty bloody gullible to take seriously the ridiculous dietary recommendations of someone like Johnstone, merely as history has repeatedly shown, the human species suffers no shortage of credulous fools. As H. 50. Mencken one time noted, "Nobody e'er went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public." If Mencken had spent time in Australia, he no doubt would've reached a similar conclusion about residents of the country Downwards Under. Like the United states of america, Australians suffer unusually high rates of obesity and eagerly comprehend all mode of fad diets and health scams.

Capitalizing on the fact many people will believe pretty much anything, Johnstone has attracted something of a cult Internet following. And despite the clearly idiotic nature of his dietary recommendations, he'southward even featured on a number of mainstream Australian Boob tube segments. Equally with American journalists, Australian reporters are often unquestioning individuals of dubious intelligence who identify a story'due south rating potential far above its veracity and quality.

Not surprisingly, many of Johnstone's followers take seen their wellness chop-chop deteriorate after adopting what has to be one of the more than patently absurd fads to sally from the Suckernet in a long, long time.

Symptoms reported past followers of his "viii/i/1" and "Raw Till 4" vegan diets on the 30 Bananas a Day forum include debilitating fatigue and musculus pain, articulation hurting, worsening depression and irritability, rapid weight gain, intense stomach hurting, severe chest pain, "crippling", intense", "terrible" and "agonizing" dorsum pain, gallbladder and liver pain, heart hurting, pes pain, tooth/gum/jaw pain, pharynx pain, bloating, diarrhea, nausea, and hair loss.

Hither's just a sampling, taken from their own website, of the many health issues people have experienced after adopting the absurd dietary recommendations of Johnstone:

Update, March 7, 2016: A reader alerted me this morn that subsequently this article went live on March 3, someone has been busy removing the unflattering content of the pages beneath. I checked, and certain enough, many of the links are now returning "Page Not Found" letters.

Update, March 8, 2016: Another reader has kindly written to point out that Google keeps buried webpages. Nearly of these are still bachelor and can be found by doing a Google search of the spider web accost/URL. Clicking on the Google result link will show the folio no longer exists. But to the right of the link on the Google search in that location is usually a down pointing arrow. If you click on this, you are offered a cached version of the webpage.

Weight gain

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/weight-gain-4

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/weight-proceeds-3

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/weight-gain-5

http://www.30bananasaday.com/profiles/blogs/weight-proceeds-so-discouraging

http://www.30bananasaday.com/profiles/blogs/solar day-434-weight-proceeds

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/weight-proceeds-please-help

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/when-volition-the-weight-gain-stop

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/it-s-another-why-am-i-gaining-weight-on-lxxx-10-x-thread

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/help-terminate-my-weight-gain

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/purple-stretch-marks-from-weight-gain-on-hclfv

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/why-do-i-continue-gaining-weight-if-i-am-doing-hcrv-100-help-communication-2

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/drastic-weight-gain-assistance-please

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/too-much-calories-the-reason-for-weight-proceeds

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/weight-gain-1

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/weight-gain-i-year-into-raw-nutrient

Low, irritability

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/is-debilitating-pain-a-candida-symptom

http://www.30bananasaday.com/profiles/blogs/sciatica-hurting-and-simply-plain-irritable

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/zinccopper-ratios-and-thyroid

Musculus hurting

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/has-anyone-experienced-all-over-body-musculus-hurting

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/is-debilitating-hurting-a-candida-symptom

http://www.30bananasaday.com/profiles/blogs/night-shades-and-pain

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/advice-needed-on-how-to-deal-with-musculus-hurting

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/aid-arm-shoulder-pain-after-eating

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/fibromyalgia-hurting-level

Joint pain

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/pain-in-hands-joints-after-eating-salt-grains

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/is-debilitating-pain-a-candida-symptom

Sciatic pain

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/what-is-going-on-with-me-sciatic-pain-gained-25-pounds-what

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/profiles/blogs/sciatica-hurting-and-just-plain-irritable

Stomach hurting

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/pain-from-fresh-grapes-what

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/stomach-pain-1

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/stomach-pain

http://www.30bananasaday.com/group/beginnersinafruitarianrawveganlifestyle/forum/topics/intense-stomach-pain-subsequently

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/ate-cooked-nutrient-digestion-messed-upwardly-intense-tummy-pain

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/pain-in-stomach-and-top-of-right-arm-subsequently-date-and-banana

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/burning-stomach-hurting-after-morning-meals

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/breadbasket-pain-cramps-and-bloating

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/watermelon-and-stomach-hurting-what-could-cause-this

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/why-i-get-stomach-pain-when-i-swallow-100-fruit

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/pain-in-the-stomach-after-eating-fruit

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/stomach-hurting-later-eating

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/banana-morning-pain

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/debilitating-pain-eating-watermelon

http://www.30bananasaday.com/profiles/blogs/hot-chile-capsicum-amp-intestinal-pain

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/does-anyone-else-accept-gas-pain

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/what-to-do-nigh-stomach-hurting-and-toothaches-afterwards-three-days-on-81-one

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/pain-in-stomach-after-having-a-smoothie

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/absolutely-doomed-sharp-hurting-bloated-diarrhea

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/nausea-tummy-pain-in-the

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/leftside-stomach-pain-anyone

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/extreme-stomach-hurting-afterwards-raw-food

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/extreme-bloating-and-stomach-pains-from-raw-zucchini

http://www.30bananasaday.com/grouping/beginnersinafruitarianrawveganlifestyle/forum/topics/merely-starting-out-what-s-this-about-pain

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/extreme-pain-afterward-eating-some-fruits

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/my-embarrassing-pain-ordeal-regarding-cactus-fruit

Molar, gum and jaw pain

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/what-to-do-nigh-breadbasket-hurting-and-toothaches-later on-3-days-on-81-i

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/iii-years-and-eight-months-811-raw-vegan-teeth-issues?id=2684079%3ATopic%3A2639907&page=24

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/pain-in-jaw-when-eating-fruit

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/tooth-hurting-toothpaste

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/citrus-and-tooth-pain

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/please-help-gum-hurting-and-swelling

Throat hurting

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/throat-pain-simply-at-night

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/assistance-excruciating-hurting-in-the-dorsum-of-my-rima oris

Bloating, diarrhea, nausea

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/absolutely-doomed-sharp-pain-bloated-diarrhea

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/stomach-pain-cramps-and-bloating

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/nausea-stomach-pain-in-the

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/farthermost-bloating-and-stomach-pains-from-raw-zucchini

Chest pain

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/hurting-after-eating-mangoes

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/chest-pain-when-eating

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/chest-pain-on-fruitarian-diet

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/breast-pain-could-it-exist-avenue

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/missing-commodity-farthermost

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/everyone-else-experience-pain

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/farthermost-hurting-with-watermelon-please-help

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/pain-from-eating-fruit

Back hurting

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/lower-back-hurting

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/painfully-stiff-neck-every bit-well-as-back-pain-and-pain-in-ribcage

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/pain-after-eating

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/mid-back-pain-on-deep-breaths-while-running-hard

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/agonizing-backpain-after-eating-fruit-help

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/farthermost-back-pain

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/in-terrible-pain-in-back-and-inner-left-thigh-please-help

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/crippling-mail-fruit-pain-help

http://www.30bananasaday.com/profiles/blogs/then-many-different-types-of-pain

Gallbladder and liver pain

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/gallbladder-liver-hurting-bananas

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/i-m-having-astringent-gallbladder-pain-delight-help

Heart pain

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/heart-pain

Foot pain

http://www.30bananasaday.com/profiles/blogs/my-right-foot-is-swollen-and-in-pain

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/on-a-one-year-foot-pain-that-migh-get-worsen-by-all-the-fruit

http://www.30bananasaday.com/group/therunners/forum/topics/pain-in-left-foot-and-near-right-knee

Hair loss

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/hair-loss-3

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/hair-loss-4

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/hair-loss-2

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/hair-loss-ane

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/pilus-loss-detox

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/pilus-loss

http://www.30bananasaday.com/group/beginnersinafruitarianrawveganlifestyle/forum/topics/hair-loss

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/hair-loss-protein-related

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/lots-of-hair-loss-and-depression-free energy-b12-deficiency

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/hair-loss-advice

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/hair-thinning-and-pilus-loss

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/extreme-hairloss

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/profiles/blogs/hairloss-unsupportive-family unit

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/on-raw-till-4-oatmeal-hairloss

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/could-hair-loss-be-related-to-the-switch-from-and-acid-based-diet

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/hair-loss-on-80-10-x

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/hairloss-and-acne-on-3rd-month-of-80-10-10

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/please-assistance-me-2

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/pilus-loss-and-check-pain

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/hair-loss-and-80-ten-x

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/hair-loss-and-fruitarianism-detox-effect

http://www.30bananasaday.com/grouping/beginnersinafruitarianrawveganlifestyle/forum/topics/anyone-had-experienced-hair-loss-and-regrowth

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/profiles/blogs/cancelled-vacation-due-to-hair-1

http://world wide web.30bananasaday.com/grouping/beginnersinafruitarianrawveganlifestyle/forum/topics/hair-falling-out

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/no-hair-growth

http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/itchy-scalp-pilus-thinning-and-loss

Yep, his diets sound similar real winners.

One individual who - clearly confronting her better judgement - decided to follow the advice of Johnstone and and so-girlfriend Ratcliffe was Sandra Bachiyr, from New Due south Wales. Suckered by the "unlimited calories" exhortations of the duo, who claimed eating ungodly amounts of fruit would non brand you fat, she started eating ungodly amounts of fruit … and became fat.

And very ill.

Bachiyr says she began "the xxx bananas a day diet" in January 2012, and information technology was all downhill from in that location: "I was rushed to hospital on July 20th, 2012 and almost died from a pulmonary embolism caused by my weight gain from their high-sugar nutrition."[2]

When Bachiyr began blogging about her experiences to warn others, Johnstone automatically resorted to his usual defense strategy: Malicious lies and thinly veiled threats.

Johnstone posted a PDF on his site in which he claimed Bachiyr had been "banned off YouTube for using Child PORNOGRAPHY pictures she would photograph Freelee's face onto!!!"[sic][three].

Accusing someone of child porn is a pretty serious matter. Johnstone assures his readers he has screenshots of the offending images but says they are "too graphic to share". Someone needs to inform Johnstone that storing pornographic images of kids on your calculator is a very serious crime here in Commonwealth of australia. Or possibly he simply has no such screenshots; when Bachiyr publicly offered Johnstone $x,000 to prove his slanderous claims about her, the loud-mouthed vegan suddenly went silent.

It goes without proverb that just an utter lowlife would falsely accuse someone of child pornography. Johnstone, however, has no compunction almost concocting malicious bullshit about the objects of his disaffection, then posting it on the Net in the hopes his every bit stupid followers will believe it.

Harley Johnstone: A Cycling Legend in his Own Heed

In January 2012, a reader from Melbourne emailed a link to a forum post where Johnstone was claiming he'd challenged me to come riding with him only I'd demurred due to fear of having my 'ass kicked'. According to Johnstone, yours truly "doesnt want to striking the local bergs with me cos he knows I will kick his a'ss and make a blog mail almost information technology lol!) Come on Ac, step up brah! Corkscrew is only 2.56km!"[sic]

Johnstone, shameless liar that he is, had fabricated no such challenge. In fact, prior to reading the blog post I had no thought who Johnstone was. Nonetheless, I happily chosen his bluff with one small proviso: Johnstone had to lucifer my bodyweight (at the time, I weighed a muscular 81kg, the scrawny Johnstone claimed to weigh 66kg)[4]. A light bodyweight is a huge reward in road cycling, especially when climbing hills[5], which is why nearly aristocracy and professional road cyclists are and so tiny (dart track cyclists, on the other manus, tend to exist built like brick outhouses). So to be sure whoever won the race up Corkscrew Road did so on the basis of superior fettle and non favourable physics, it was but fair the lighter person either bulked up or donned a weight vest to eliminate the weight difference (my stipulation was actually still in Johnstone's favour, every bit his claimed peak of half dozen'six" is several inches taller than mine. By all rights, I should have calculated my weight per inch of tiptop then applied the resultant figure to his height, which would have resulted in an even higher target bodyweight for Johnstone).

Once once more, when called on his self-aggrandizing hogwash the unremarkably vocal Johnstone of a sudden suffered stage fear, and ignored my credence of his claiming. He did, however, continue to talk trash about me on his website forum.

"I'chiliad a 1%er!"

And and so I decided to issue a petty challenge of my own. I once read a post in which the emaciated Johnstone claimed to be among the top 1% of strongest people in the world (!), even though YouTube footage shows him struggling to bench press a pathetic 65kg for a mere six reps[half-dozen]:

I invited the hopelessly deluded Johnstone to showcase his self-perceived superhuman forcefulness to the earth in the form of a powerlifting contest. There are plenty of gyms in Adelaide at which Johnstone and I could have faced off on the squat, deadlift and demote. Just once again, the motor-mouthed vegan all of a sudden became gun-shy.

This kind of behavior is par for the course with Johnstone. He loves to boast almost his concrete prowess and especially goes out of his style to portray himself as an outstanding cyclist. However, his proof of this is express to posting (unverifiable) Strava times and ride mileages on the Net, practices that simply don't cutting it given Australia's arable cycle racing opportunities. While Adelaide is inappreciably the nearly exciting urban center in Australia, it does have a robust cycling scene with enough of clubs and weekly racing events (world class road and runway cyclists including Anna Meares, Rohan Dennis and Jack Bobridge call Adelaide home). The city besides hosts periodic hill-climbing time trials. Thus, there are abundant competitive opportunities for Johnstone to brandish his self-proclaimed cycling abilities.

But he doesn't.

I can only surmise that, judging from his posted times and his performances on group rides with other local cyclists I've spoken to, Johnstone knows full well he'd get his barrel handed to him in the intermediate category – by guys who are ten years older, hold total-time jobs, and whose idea of 'doping' is enjoying a double-shot espresso before a big ride.

Aye, much easier to brag nearly your Strava times on the Internet than actually go out and prove yourself confronting real cyclists. Later it became clear to me Johnstone was all talk and no activity, I promptly wrote him off as an attention-seeking buffoon and went well-nigh my business.

Things presently took a more than sinister turn, though. Johnstone makes his living from advertising revenues garnered every time someone clicks on one of his YouTube videos (costless tip: If you don't desire to financially support this repugnant private, don't click on his videos). When Johnstone perceives that this income stream is under threat due to what he regards every bit unfair aspersions on his impeccable grapheme, we get to see the real Johnstone in all his aroused, hateful glory.

In early on 2012, ex-vegan Tom Billings created a post on the Beyondveg.com website titled "Investigating Raw Vegan and Other Nutrition Gurus: Can Y'all Trust Them?" Billings has written extensively well-nigh his experiences in the fruitarian and raw vegan movements, and the hostility and hypocrisy that abounds inside them. His 2012 post catalogues a long list of both proven and alleged misdeeds by vegan nutrition gurus. Ane of those who got a mention was Johnstone, who has admitted he previously received disability welfare payments for a menstruation of time after allegedly existence hit by a passenger vehicle whilst riding his wheel. Billings had linked to a blogger who claimed the dates of cycling performances Johnstone had boasted about on the Internet coincided with the time frame he was reportedly receiving the inability payments. While Billings linked to the blog post in question, he made no accusations himself; he merely noted that the allegations had been made. After discovering Billing'south new mail service, I wrote a brief heads-upwardly for it on my own website. My commodity summarized the cardinal points of Billings' mail service, and briefly noted in a throwaway sentence:

"Raw vegan and serial attention-whore Harley 'Durianrider' Johnstone too gets a few mentions as well, for allegations of welfare fraud and physical threats against young man vegan David Wolfe."

Like Billings, I made no accusations of my own – I merely reported allegations had been made by others, something about every paper in the world does on a daily basis. The sparse-skinned Johnstone, however, promptly choked on whatever number banana he was up to for that twenty-four hours and went ape. He began emailing me with demands to remove the mention of welfare fraud (he did non deny and in fact laughed off the threats made confronting Wolfe, which were the field of study of a California lawsuit, as "fun"). When these emails went unanswered, he threatened to release my books onto torrent file-sharing websites:

"Im gonna go to bed and if I don't come across that sentence about 'Durianrider is a welfare fraud' removed by the fourth dimension I become upward to get training in the morn, magically I can only imagine your books are gonna exist put on the torrents and spammed all over the relevant forums. Not to mention I assume some people might brand up some nasty shit nigh you lot and spread it all over my social media channels to a few hundred yard people over the next few years.

Its amend to be on my right side than wrong side bro. So when the spammers start spamming about Air-conditioning on my turf that I will take intendance of it for yous vs leave information technology upward and pretend I don't see it.

 Your telephone call."[sic]

Wow, what a tough guy (not to mention a liar: Permit the record show there was no sentence stating "Durainrider is a welfare fraud")[sic]. I'1000 not certain where Johnstone got the idea I accept orders from emaciated weasels, but nonetheless I left the mail service as it was, and you can still read information technology in its original entirety at:

https://anthonycolpo.com/vegans-gone-mad-dishonesty-fraud-drugs-deaths-threats/

Exist sure to bank check it out!

Here he is folks - the manly, fearsome keyboard warrior, complete with 70s porno moustache: Harley "Durianrider" Johnstone. Control yourself now, ladies! LMAO

Having failed miserably in his laughable try to come up off similar an intimidating Internet hardman, the stick-figured Johnstone so moved onto his next phase: Posting blatant lies near me on his website in a desperate attempt to ignominy me. Yep, according to Johnstone, I was an obese steroid user who lived off welfare apathetic blah blah. Using the allonym "Adelaide Andy", Johnstone claimed that in 2005 I trained with him at an Adelaide Fitness Get-go gym and that he sold steroids to me. And here'south the serial moron, using the same allonym, claiming that I wrote a blog about how I have steroids (!):

Observe how Johnstone provides no screenshots or even hyperlinks to this declared web log. There's a reason for that:

It never existed.

Yeah, Johnstone's sleazy campaign was disingenuous from the commencement, due to several key flaws.

Firstly, if you're going to use a false name to post malicious nonsense about someone, it's probably a good idea to do it from a different IP address than the one associated with your real proper noun!

Secondly, it'southward extremely dimwitted to claim y'all sold steroids to and trained aslope someone in an Adelaide gym when at the time that someone was well known to live interstate in Melbourne, Victoria (some 900 km from Adelaide). Not to mention that I've never even set foot in a Fitness First gym, allow alone trained in ane.

Thirdly, it's especially stupid to carry on like steroid usage is some kind of supreme evil - and then admit you yourself sold steroids.

4th, it's especially stupid to bear on like steroid usage is some kind of supreme evil when yous use them yourself, and fifty-fifty post footage of yourself proudly waving around a vial of the steroid Sustanon 250, bragging virtually how easy information technology is to get a doc'southward script for them in Thailand, and boasting about the huge quantity of steroids you take at your identify (see further down for video footage).

And finally, it'due south really, really stupid to throw such an unbecoming tantrum over allegations of welfare fraud when you take publicly encouraged people to commit credit card fraud! Yep, when i of his United states of america followers complained they couldn't afford to attend a vegan festival in the US, Johnstone imparted the following advice:

"Become a credit card and max it out. Yous don't accept to pay information technology back. NOBODY got put in jail cos they couldn't pay a personal credit debt in the US."

Like most of what Johnstone says, this is rubbish. Equally this commodity from Minnesota's Star Tribune explains, people in the USA have indeed been arrested and jailed for failing to repay credit bill of fare debts equally small equally $250:

http://www.startribune.com/in-jail-for-being-in-debt/95692619/

Clearly, intelligence is not one of Johnstone's strong points.

After I went to the trouble and expense of hiring a lawyer, Johnstone stopped emailing me under his real proper name, only continued to taunt me via a fake alias, claimed I was "obese" on his website, and refused to take down the patently defamatory fabric he had already posted nigh me.

The Attention-Seeking and Lies Proceed

In early on 2015, Due south Commonwealth of australia's daily newspaper was reporting on a feud that had erupted between Johnstone, Ratcliffe and two other Adelaide residents: A personal trainer by the name of Kayla Itsines who authored a book called The Bikini Body Guide, and her boyfriend Tobias Pearce. The latter had launched legal action for defamation against Johnstone and Ratcliffe. Among documents tendered by Itsinis' lawyer was Johnstone'due south book Carb the F*ck Upward!, in which the feral fruit-gorger boasts he'southward "not here to make friends" and "doesn't care" who he offends while making $x,000 a month from his various YouTube channels[7]. The following passages are specially revealing:

"Aye, easy money isn't it merely for doing videos on health, sharks, bike stuff and pimping out my girlfriend ... hey, sex sells so does the fear of sharks ... We troll the internet with the health message and use whatever ways possible to get that message out there ... swearing, sharks or cleavage usually works pretty skilful ... I'grand 37, (have) zero debt (and have) enough money in the bank to retire in about 100 different countries for the residuum of my life ... thanks, YouTube!"

And cheers Johnstone, for revealing the existent reason you are and so militant with your 'health' message: Not to educate people or fight misinformation (bit hard to do that when you're a reckless disseminator of unsafe hogwash yourself) merely to make coin. I suspected this all along, but overnice to hear information technology straight from the horse'southward rima oris.

Interestingly, Johnstone was fond of portraying the human relationship betwixt himself and Ratcliff as ane of pimp and prostitute. In improver to the Carb the F*ck Upwardly! excerpts, here's a revealing reply he left to a Youtube comment:

Johnstone's unbecoming remarks are inappreciably surprising given the generally poor regard in which he holds women. According to Johnstone: "About women out there, nearly girls, 16-25 year old, nearly, not all, most, are basic handbag-wearing b*tches."

Johnstone, explaining how he really feels about women, and also inadvertently explaining how he's managed to attract such a sizable and gullible post-obit.

What a charmer.

Harley Johnstone: The "Anti-Steroid" User of Steroids

Among the complaints of Itsines and Pearce was that Johnstone had accused the latter of using steroids. This, every bit you may by now take surmised, is another longstanding tactic of Johnstone; when he comes across pictures of someone who is bigger and stronger than he is - which is pretty much every other male person in the fitness industry - Johnstone promptly accuses them, without any proof whatsoever, of using steroids. Heaven forbid Johnstone consider the existent reason those people are bigger and stronger than him is because, dissimilar him, they eat an adequate diet and are capable of applying sound resistance training principles.

And here's the real cracker:

Later years of belittling and falsely accusing others of steroid use, Johnstone has finally admitted to what many of us suspected all forth: He uses them himself.

Yep, when others [allegedly] use steroids, Johnstone rail like a brimstone preacher, but when he uses them, it'south for "dental surgery" (?) and an "experiment".

"Doc, I've got this really buffed molar that's bothering me!"

"Gee, son, you'll definitely demand an eight-week grade of Sustanon 250 to deal with that!"

What a crock.

The guy is a pathetic, shameless hypocrite.

Johnstone, blatant liar that he is, would have usa believe he no longer uses the gear. But in the video below, Johnstone proudly wields a vial of Sustanon 250 (a popular anabolic drug comprised of 4 different testosterone esters), and boasts of the large volume of steroids he still has at his place. He boasts of how easy information technology is to become a doctor's prescription for the gear in Thailand, and describes how folks outside of Thailand can obtain steroids - specifically testosterone enanthate - by deceiving their doctors. Those unaware of these mendacious tactics for obtaining anabolic drugs are labelled dumb "mother****ers" by Johnstone.

Why does Johnstone still have such a large stash of roids at his business firm if he is no longer using them? Why does Johnstone need a prescription for Sustanon 250? Have his bizarre dietary and lifestyle habits rendered him hypogonadal? If and then, he may have a legitimate medical need for them. But treatment of hypogonadism (clinically established depression testosterone levels) requires simply modest doses of anabolic agents so, again, why does Johnstone accept such a large stash at his identify?

Or is the truth that he uses them (unsuccessfully, information technology would seem) to stem the catabolic and emaciating effects of his protein- and food-deficient nutrition and loftier-book exercise government? If the latter is the case, so he'due south using them for the very same reason he indiscriminately and falsely attacks others for:

Anabolic enhancement.

Loads of "Sustanon Two-fitty" and the guy is still congenital similar an undernourished broomstick. That 65 kg bench printing is starting to look even more pathetic now.

And this huckster presents himself as an expert on nutrition and fettle training ...

If Johnstone is hypogonadal, any happened to the magnificent wellness effects of his bizarre vegan diet that he incessantly wanks on nearly? If all his "RT4", "80/10/10", vegan/fruitarian comport on is truly so good for you, why does he demand injectable steroids to keep his hormone levels upwards?

Further show that Johnstone is nowhere virtually as healthy equally he would have us believe comes from the post-obit blood piece of work he posted on YouTube:

Those of you with even a modicum of medical noesis will have immediately noticed Johnstone's white blood cell count is manner out of the normal range. This is pretty much a flashing scarlet light that reads "Immune DYSFUNCTION!"

Johnstone claims this elevated WBC is from "stress". Not certain what kind of immune-thrashing stress yous encounter when your whole life revolves around bumming in Thailand and posting crap on the internet - possibly being i of the near hated people on the Internet is finally starting to become to the poor dear. Ii other possible scenarios immediately come up to listen:

--Johnstone has picked upwards some nasty-ass infection. I'll refrain from speculating on exactly what kind of infection he might accept picked up in a place similar Thailand.

--Johnstone'due south body is struggling to meet the demands of his (claimed) high volume running and cycling regimen while post-obit his protein- and nutrient-deficient vegan diet.

This is another thing I can't emphasize plenty to people: About of these so-called diet and wellness gurus, who claim to be in possession of superhuman health as a issue of following the nutrition they are trying to sell you, are usually in possession of no such thing. Harley Johnstone carries on similar he's the guv'ner, but his claret test results evince a guy whose immune system is about every bit robust every bit a wet noodle.

It's also worth noting that, despite his claims he no longer takes steroids, he did not mail any blood testosterone results in the aforementioned video. Hmmm ...

Coke, Speed and Friends Who Eat Poo

I should signal out at this juncture I personally believe the decision to use steroids should be an individual affair, so long as the person is a grown adult who does not compete in a sport with an anti-doping code. I observe it zippo brusque of insane that anyone over the historic period of eighteen (here in Australia) is perfectly gratuitous to smoke cancer-causing cigarettes and pound their liver into oblivion with an endless array of alcoholic beverages, but faces criminal prosecution lest they cartel employ even low-dose steroids to proceeds a few pounds of musculus and push their squat poundage a scrap higher. But while I remain distinctly unimpressed by the reigning anti-steroid hysteria, I do think using drugs like cocaine and methamphetamines is truly stupid, and Johnstone freely admits to having used both in the past:

I will besides state without any hesitation any that I believe taking steroids is far more healthful and infinitely preferable to eating one'due south own faeces, another repulsive action that leaves Johnstone unfazed. In a 2009 post he proudly stated:

"ive got a mate that eats his ain crap. and i think its absurd that he speaks openly near it but i don't think its a health building practise."[sic]

Yep, me neither.

Anyhow, on March 31, 2015, Ratcliffe and Johnstone consented to a settlement and thereby avoided a trial for alleged defamation. The duo agreed to have downwards YouTube videos disquisitional of Itsines, and further agreed not to produce any further videos "nor speak to electronic or print media near Ms Itsines or her boyfriend, bodybuilder Tobias Pearce." Sounds pretty clear and simple to me, but when asked outside courtroom, the semi-literate Johnstone said he was "non too clear" on what the settlement entailed other than "basically proceed your opinion to yourself."[8]

No Johnstone, it means don't concoct blatant lies well-nigh people and post information technology on the Internet. Doing then isn't exercising liberty of speech, it'southward being a malicious jerk.

As is threatening to cut people's throats.

Yep, Harley the wanna-be hardman isn't above threatening to slash people's throats when they criticize his dubious claims and idiotic antics. Over the Internet of course, where the object of his disaffection tin't slash back. Once more, here'due south Johnstone in all his psychopathic glory, threatening to cutting a Gold Coast reader's throat:

Gee, that'due south not very becoming beliefs for a "Vegan Athlete driven & dedicated to making a positive affect for all beings on the planet", is it now? (This was Johnstone's byline on his Twitter page as of June 29, 2015).

More Deluded Insanity from Doucherider

As if all the in a higher place idiocy wasn't enough, series liar Johnstone began claiming in early on 2016 that I "sucker punched" him whilst he was riding his bicycle. He even went to the criminal system known every bit South Australia Police (or SAPOL every bit this corrupt outfit likes to phone call itself, apparently due to delusions of INTERPOL-like relevancy) and filed a false report. You tin can read more virtually this at the following links:

Ex-Girlfriend of Harley "Durianrider" Johnstone Admits "Sucker Dial" Story Was a Lie

Harley "Durianrider" Johnstone: Show Your BS "Sucker Dial" Video Claim, and I'll Give Yous $ten,000!

Despite claiming he had "the whole thing on camera", Johnstone has yet to come forwards to claim his $10,000. He is besides nonetheless to nowadays this footage to his mates at SAPOL.

Also, Johnstone created a simulated YouTube account nether the proper noun "Anthony Colpo" and used this fake account to postal service incriminating comments nether the two defamatory "sucker punch" videos he had posted. After I found out most this and alerted YouTube, the faux account has since been cancelled:

https://world wide web.youtube.com/channel/UCa_zLem9WmSU7xrvsJ5w5JA

For those who tin't read Italian, the highlighted text at the above link basically says "This account has been airtight due to a violation of YouTube'southward policy prohibiting identity theft."

Johnstone clearly has a major result with me, so I invited him to step in the ring so we could sort out our differences, human to weasel. Just while happy to talk libelous trash about me on the Net and incessantly portray himself as a fearsome difficult man who has survived prison life (equally it turns out, the incarceration he brags about at every opportunity was simply a single day in juvenile detention for graffiti), Johnstone has remained overwhelmingly silent in response. Others have also challenged him to run across confront to face, and in every instance Johnstone has failed to respond, instead preferring to sit behind his computer and launch cowardly attacks similar the pathetic lilliputian troll he is.

Conclusion

Harley "Durianrider" Johnstone: Liar, hypocrite, braggart, coward, sometime cocaine and meth user, owner and apparent user of large quantities of steroids, self-proclaimed "pimp", friend of people who swallow excrement, and living proof that anyone who claims meat abstention promotes a "peaceful nature" and has a "calming effect" is completely full of crap.

The just individuals more than pathetic than Johnstone are those of you who actually take him seriously. To each and every Johnstone follower out there, consider this: Your mother went through a whole bunch of pain passing a watermelon-sized parcel to bring y'all into this earth, and then had to spend the next couple of years wiping your butt and cleaning upwardly your puke. Your parents and then spent endless hours and hundreds of thousands of dollars to feed, house and put you through school - and y'all give thanks them by growing upward to be some brain-dead twat who earnestly believes the dietary advice disseminated by a feral, assistant-avid, hate-mongering bogan.

Unbelievable.

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References

1. See copies of Johnstone's emails at: Colpo A. Durianrider: 66 Kilograms of Obnoxious, Unabashed Ignorance. com, Jan 22, 2012. Available online: https://anthonycolpo.com/durianrider-66-kilograms-of-obnoxious-unabashed-ignorance/
2. See: Bachyr S. "Stop Freelee the Banana Daughter and Durianrider's Multiple YouTube Accounts and Internet Sites and Ban Them for Life." Modify.org. Available online (accessed June 27, 2015): https://world wide web.change.org/p/youtube-finish-freelee-the-assistant-girl-and-durianrider-s-multiple-youtube-accounts-and-internet-sites-and-ban-them-for-life.
3. The PDF in question was posted on the 30 Bananas a Day site at http://www.30bananasaday.com/forum/topics/durianrider-freelee-share-the-truth and can exist viewed directly at http://api.ning.com/files/m5DCNqwNmKaDUauH-woVue-V5xlZequ7e52Et5jfcJelHulOox1OdO90wkRIE*Grand-kHYyBBgz5F3u1FKdy77NY3mZetnTEor*/Gimmetruthdoc.pdf (both links accessed June 26, 2015).
4. Colpo A. Durianrider: 66 Kilograms of Obnoxious, Unabashed Ignorance. AnthonyColpo.com, Jan 22, 2012. Available online: https://anthonycolpo.com/durianrider-66-kilograms-of-obnoxious-unabashed-ignorance/
5. In route cycling, heavier riders - no thing how lean, fit and strong they may be - suffer a singled-out disadvantage due to the extra weight they must propel. Upper torso musculature, while eminently useful in a whole host of other sports and activities, is essentially dead weight in road cycling, which is why most pro road cyclists take upper torso development approaching pre-pubescent levels. Furthermore, larger riders possess greater frontal surface areas, which greatly increases air drag. Here'southward a novel experiment captured on video, conducted at the University of Bath, capturing the energy-draining event of wheel heavier cycle and rider weight:
   http://www.globalcyclingnetwork.com/videos/sec-how-to/how-to-climb-faster-light-bike-or-light-body/
6. Forth with Elgin Intensity's hilarious video, Johnstone's less-than-impressive bench printing attempt is recorded in "The Durianrider Fitness Test: Durianrider VS the trolls. Who is fitter AND stronger? ;)", Youtube, https://www.youtube.com/picket?five=Ez5pP2PSkgg (accessed June 29, 2015).
7. Fewster S. Bikini Daughter versus Banana Daughter: starlet'south boyfriend says he makes $10K 'pimping her out' on YouTube. The Advertiser, March 26, 2015. Available online (accessed June 29, 2015): http://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-commonwealth of australia/bikini-girl-versus-banana-girl-starlets-boyfriend-says-he-makes-10k-pimping-her-out-on-youtube/story-fni6uo1m-1227279997668
8. Fewster S. SA court told fettle guru Kayla Itsines and Freelee the Banana Girl have settled their defamation stoush without trial. The Courier Postal service, March 31, 2015. Available online (accessed June 29, 2015): http://one thousand.couriermail.com.au/news/national/sa-court-told-fitness-guru-kayla-itsines-and-freelee-the-assistant-girl-have-settled-their-defamation-stoush-without-trial/story-fnii5yv5-1227286028720

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